2. Take beloved child outside in the 100 degree heat and take MANY pictures when he clearly does not want to be outside. These will be memories you will want to forget for years to come!
3. Finally, take all your beloved children out in the heat to honor the birthday boy with a 2 mile trek in flip-flops from the parking lot to the entrance to the Balloon Fest. Make sure there are HUGE crowds and nothing a 3 foot child could see beyond the backsides of every other Balloon Fest go-er.
Boo, you are such a special boy. Thank you for having such low expectations that you are rarely disappointed. I am blessed to call you my son. Next year will be better, I promise. Or not.